'I don't touch drink or drugs'

LOHAN says she's not going off the rails and blames her reputation on her 'sicko fans'

'I think I look pretty good for 43'

PICTURE SPECIAL: CRAWFORD poses in risqué shoot, covered in skin-care creams

Goggle at Gallagher gargling on Google

OASIS star is snapped having a beer at his local — by Google’s new mapping service

Bond girl Olga's a pict-ure

OLGA Kurylenko snapped in next ball-busting role “ playing a Scottish barbarian

Geri's dress does the talking

NEWLY single Halliwell Spices up movie premiere by flaunting her Golden Globes

Golden film girl Geri's all at see

NEWLY single Geri Halliwell flaunts her assets in shimmering dress at movie premiere

Madge’s Jesus: I’m no cheat

MADONNA’S toyboy insists he did not cheat on the superstar with a sexy lingerie model

Harry Potter and the Moonwalking Oddball

MICHAEL Jackson invites young Harry Potter stars backstage at opening night of tour

Geri's new House mate

GINGER Spice is snapped stepping out with one of her old flames - Nick House

Twitter ye not

SCREEN beauty Jennifer Aniston dumped John Meyer because he couldn’t keep his hands off Twitter

Pincredible

BRAZILIAN dons see-through top and a skimpy thong to show off world's longest legs

Willis wife is model missus

SEXY snaps of Die Hard star Bruce's hot new Demi double La Senza pin-up Brit

Stan Collymore bins Twitter after 'abuse'

EX-LIVERPOOL striker Collymore axes Twitter page after taunts about his depression

Nicole gets punked

RICHIE dresses up in glam rock outfit, amid talk of new maternity range coming out

DK is red hot for CK

MODEL Doutzen Kroes sizzles in Calvin Klein ads, emerging from the sea in sexy red bikini

Jack's struggle with Jade grief

DISTRAUGHT Jack Tweed speaks out for the first time since his wife Jade's tragic death

A Peach of a birthday prank

PEACHES Geldof gets a surprise on her 20th when half-nude joker leaps out of present

Off the rails, Amy?

WINO puts circus skills to the test as she clambers over the railings of her home

Need some help there, Amy?

WINO's new neighbour helps her over fence before she introduces herself to his pet dog

Rihanna's moving on

SINGER spotted on a house hunting mission in Hollywood, as Chris Brown 'loses focus'

Wiggles fan Chris gets Fruity

STAR meets kids' TV group, plays their song Fruit Salad and surprises his dad in Oz

We're fine

BRAVE little Bobby and Freddie show strength as they appear to cope with devastating loss

'Mothers never really die'

JADE Goody’s mum wept as she read out a poem called 'Mothers Never Really Die'

Fears over Jolie diet

ANGELINA causes concern on set of her new film Salt with a crazy 'liquid detox' regime

Just Agadon't, please

VOTE: You say whether you'll welcome re-release of track by 80's horrors Black Lace

Martin fixes it for two

STAR does a Jimmy Savile as he arranges for dad to meet Olivia Newton John in Oz

Neeson says farewell to Natasha

HEARTBROKEN film star Liam Neeson said a final farewell to actress wife NATASHA RICHARDSON at a private funeral

Watch Noisettes in session for The Sun

SHINGAI Shoniwa sexes up The Sun’s new music studios with stunning set

Shingai surprise for Noisettes star

NOISETTES star Shingai Shoniwa sexed up The Sun’s new music studios with a stunning acoustic set

Undie-whelming choice of present, Lew

F1 star Lewis Hamilton treats his girl to frillies from keenly-priced store La Senza