Lady who?

CHRISTINA Aguilera steps out of shadow of pop rival and proves she can still shock

Pam looks fresh as a daisy

ANDERSON sizzles in barely-there make-up - then looks tacky in tie-dye dress & war paint

Disney wins big at Kids' Choice

MILEY Cyrus, High School Musical 3 and Jonas Brothers win big at Kids' Choice awards

Bruce Willis weds again

ACTOR holds 2nd ceremony in LA to make his previous nuptials to model legal

Rihanna looks ace in lace

RIHANNA heads for night out at an LA club wearing a risque lace see-through blouse

Coleen Rooney is pregnant

WAG Coleen, 22, is three months pregnant with first child according to close pals

Doug goes gaga for heiress Paris

HILTON only has to go on a couple of dates with a guy & they’re already talking babies

Fatboy off piste

DJ pulls out of the Snowbombing festival in Austria because of his battle with booze

Jacko’s chiller nights

THRILLER singer will stay next to HAUNTED CAVES during his 50-concert stint in London

Leg man Guy’s got a new Pet

GUY Ritchie is dating Petrina Khashoggi — the leggy love child of ex-MP Jonathan Aitken

I’ll stop Madonna stealing our girl

GRANNY of the Malawi girl Madonna wants to adopt vows to stop the singer ‘stealing’ her

Be Here Now Then

OASIS rocker Liam Gallagher and Sir Jimmy Savile have a chat in a London hotel

Crouch: C-3PO is star player

FOOTIE star says the inspiration behind his robot dance is camp Star Wars droid C-3PO

David’s tickled pink by Zac

ZAC Efron has camp comic drooling as he shows off his ball control on chat show

Cane Lily keep up?

QUEEN of the Caners Kate Moss could show Lily a few things about how to have a tear-up

Leg man Guy’s got a new pet

GUY Ritchie is dating Petrina Khashoggi — the leggy love child of ex-MP Jonathan Aitken

Katie’s larging it

CURVY Katie Price shows off her new range of sexy bras for bigger-busted women

Corden Blue

COMIC is a little down in the mouth after criticism of his new TV comedy sketch show

Lorraine didn't tell Sir Alan about £8m tax probe

FEARS loudmouth got on The Apprentice by keeping QUIET about £8million fraud probe

Britton's quittin' soap awards too

FERN quits British Soap Awards in further evidence of rift with co-host Phillip Schofield

Inside the sex club run by Prince Wills girlfriend's best pal

WE look inside sordid world of posh girls' sex parties run by Prince William's girl Kate's pal

Danielle's steamy pics 'nicked'

BUSTY model sues Carphone Warehouse after worker allegedly nicked naughty pics

Tamara and Christian split

JIMMY Choo boss Mellon and Hollywood star Slater have split up after two years together

Medics called for Gaga

AMBULANCE called for Just Dance singer hours before her gig at a club in Canada

Paris talks about nightclub scrap

HILTON has spoken about nightclub brawl that left boyf Doug Reinhardt with bloody lip

Scared Paris in nightclub scrap

PARTY princess says she was attacked in the early hours of this morning by bodyguard

Lucas and his Little Brit of fluff

TUBBY comic Matt Lucas nearly lets it all hang out in furry codpiece on US show

'Love is a nasty lying thief'

ROCKER Courtney is being sued by an angry designer who claims she tried to destroy her