Beer poured on Peaches' head

POLICE were called after a male clubber threw a drink over Geldof in Bungalow 8

Madge gets support from Stella pal

MADONNA heads out with Macca again and gives money to Italian earthquake victims

Seinfeld gets Jerry naughty

US TV comedy Seinfeld is set to get the remake treatment as a XXX-rated porn parody

Jessica leaves her record label

SINGER Simpson appears to have ended her love affair the with country music scene

Gary’s such a terrible cook he set fire to the stove doing us a steak

SEXY Danielle Bux says fiancé Lineker is so bad in the kitchen he set fire to stove

Simon: I’ve got talent

SIMON Cowell boasts he is so good-looking no woman watching BGT could resist him

Lindsay in 'hell' over break-up

LINDSAY Lohan says she is 'alone' and devastated after split from ex Sam Ronson

Lindsay could get Sam ban

RONSON family went to police for restraining order following break-up and series of rows

Katy’s outfit is Perry garish

KATY Perry appears to have started wearing Hi-De-Hi star Su Pollard’s old threads

‘Back off’ warning to Lohan

ACTRESS could have a restraining order slapped on her by her ex-girlfriend’s family

I predict another Oasis riot

BAND re-ignite old feud with Oasis in a classic Yorkshire/Lancashire verbal dust-up

Posh ‘n pads

BECKS’ wife dons a jacket with giant shoulder pads during shopping trip in Milan

Mel’s B-coming a female hulk

FORMER Spice Girls shows off her ‘Scary’ ultra-toned body by the pool in Las Vegas

Oh, tatt’s Sarah from Girls Aloud

GIRLS Aloud star Sarah Harding has a large black design inked on her forearm

Madge's boost on adoption

MADONNA’S hopes of adopting Mercy James are boosted as girl’s family back the star

Nic's kid pics

HOLLYWOOD mum Nicole Kidman shows off pics of baby Sunday Rose on her mobile

Splash of the day

GARY Lineker enjoys beach hol with Danielle — while co-star Shearer wants a break

Evans above! Chris takes 7-week baby to The Ivy

TIRED out baby Noah sleeps for four hours in car with driver at the West End restaurant

Peter boosts his running total

AFTER we say Peter Andre's marathon funds are lacking, the star donates £1,000

Speed of sound, Chris?

COLDPLAY star Chris Martin takes it slow as he treats his kids to a visit to Disneyland

Is Peaches his laydee?

BOOMTOWN Brat is snapped turning up at Little Britain comic David Walliams' gaff

Wild night out for Lady GaGa

LADY GAGA is at No1 in the album and singles charts “ and she celebrates in style

A Mighty whoosh stateside

NOEL Fielding won’t be propping up London bars much longer - he's heading for the US

Towering effort by Little Vic

LITTLE Boots has put together a sterling debut album to push her top of the pop tree

In their natural Agytat

AGYNESS Deyn is back hitting ’em for six with friends in Blighty after grim time in US

Carmen's the bust neighbour in the world

CARMEN Electra is in her garden once again modelling her latest skimpy bikini range

Great Dane

MODEL Christensen gives sunbathers in St Barts a treat by strutting her stuff in a bikini

'I’m a citizen not a corrupt MP'

BRAND blasts MPs, Ofcom and says Jack Straw’s son took drugs because of his dad

Madonna gets a boost

MADONNA looks happy as hopes of adopting Mercy are boosted as girl’s family back the star

Coleen: It's true - I'm pregnant

WAG confirms she is expecting her first baby and tips hubby Wayne to be a 'great dad'

Eminem's back with Wino rap

FIRST LISTEN: US rap star jokes about Amy, Lohan and Palin on catchy comeback